Well yesterday's Blog was a success, so I will spend one more day lightening things up a bit:
- Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
- When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
- Some people are like Slinky’s. Pretty much useless but make you smile when you see them tumble down the stairs
- Never argue with an idiot they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you through experience
- In Canada there is another name for sushi.....BAIT !!!
- When everything is coming your way...you are in the wrong lane.
- Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
- Opportunist: A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
- When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him
- You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because I just farted
- Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the driveway before it stops snowing.
- It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it
- And last but not least ...."A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed."
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