I thought that with the winter season deepening, SAD may be setting in for some of us, so I hope these will lighten your day just a little bit:
- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
- To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
- If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.
- In life a man only needs two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.
- If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
- Does a clean house indicate a broken computer?
- Have you ever noticed that when a string is on the carpet a person will go over it a dozen times with the vacuum...reach down, pick it up, look at it, then put it back down and give the vacuum one more chance.
- If at first you don't succeed...do it like your wife said to in the first place.
- A dropped tool will always end up ½ inch beyond your reach.
- A person who smiles in the face of adversity.....probably has a scapegoat.
- When the chips are down, the cow is empty.
And last but not least .....It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger !
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